Stupid Quotes

“I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
[Miss Alabama 1994]

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.”
[Dick Cavett]

“The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.”
[David Garcia]

“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
[Mayor David Dinkins]

“We are the president.”
[Hillary Clinton]

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