Some Funny Thoughts

“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”
[George Carlin]

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
[Jerry Seinfeld]

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
[A. Whitney Brown]

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