Some Funny Thoughts



“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”
[George Carlin]

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”
[Anonymous]

“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
[Jerry Seinfeld]

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
[A. Whitney Brown]

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