More Funny Quotes



“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
[Mel Brooks]

“Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?”
[Sal Davino]

“Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.”
[Jarger]

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
[Albert Einstein]

“Never say ‘Oops’ in the operating room.”
[Dr. Leo Troy]

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