Hilarious Movie Quotes

“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
[Billy Madison]

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.”
[Ben Stiller as White Goodman in Dodgeball]

“What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?”
“Not good.”
“You mean not good like one out of a hundred?”
“I’d say more like one in a million.”
(long pause)
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah! I read ya!”
[Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber]

“Skis huh?”
“That’s right.”
“Great. They yours?”
“Uh huh.”
“Both of them?”
[Dumb and Dumber]

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