Funny Marriage Quotes
“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”
[Maryon Pearson]
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
[Oscar Wilde]
“Men are like port-a-johns. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!”
[Unknown]
“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
[Woody Allen]
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
[Anonymous]
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
[Henry Youngman]
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
[Joey Adams]
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