http://www.goodquotes.info Good Quotes, famous quotes, famous sayings, funny quotes, memorable quotes, inspirational quotes Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:22:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ever seen something that was lost in the translation? Check out these funny quotes that weren't translated quite right.. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux were embarassed to find lackluster sales when they used the following slogan in an advertising campaign in America: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." Coke in China? The name ... http://www.goodquotes.info/lost-in-translation-funny-translation-quotes.html The following quotes were accounts of history written by kids in their essays. What grade do you think they earned for writing statements like these? Oh, weeping for the future of humanity... "The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks ... http://www.goodquotes.info/funny-things-written-by-kids-in-essays-2.html "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." [George Carlin] "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." [Anonymous] "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what ... http://www.goodquotes.info/some-funny-thoughts.html Some of our favorite friendship quotes: "A friend is one who walks in when others walk out." [Walter Winchell] "Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." [Elbert Hubard] "Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give ... http://www.goodquotes.info/friendship-quotes-a-good-friend.html "All you need is love." [John Lennon] "Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness." [Thomas Carlyle] "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins." [1 Peter 4:8-9] "One is very crazy when in love." [Sigmund Freud] "Find a guy who will stay awake just to watch ... http://www.goodquotes.info/good-love-quotes.html