Quotes for the Category: 'Movie Quotes'

Hilarious Movie Quotes

“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
[Billy Madison]

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.”
[Ben Stiller as White Goodman in Dodgeball]

“What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?”
“Not good.”
“You mean not good like one out of a hundred?”
“I’d say more like one in a million.”
(long pause)
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance. Yeah! I read ya!”
[Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber]

“Skis huh?”
“That’s right.”
“Great. They yours?”
“Uh huh.”
“Both of them?”
[Dumb and Dumber]

Memorable Movie Quotes: A Few Good Men

“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!”  [Jack Nicholson, as Colonel Jessup]

Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You want answers?”
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): “I think I’m entitled.”
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You want answers?”
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): “I want the truth!”
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): “You can’t handle the truth!”

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