Category Archives: Funny Quotes

“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” [George Carlin] “The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than … Continue reading →

Palindromes are great fun.  They’re sentences that read exactly the same both forward or backward.  Try reading these both ways! “A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.” “Aid nine men, India.” “Anne, I vote no one to Vienna.” “A Toyota: … Continue reading →

Some hilarious quotes as the result of some bad translations: When General Motors introduced the Chevy Nova in South America, it was apparently unaware that “no va” means “it won’t go.” After the company figured out why it wasn’t selling … Continue reading →