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Good Love Quotes

“Find a guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.” [Unknown] “All you need is love.” [John Lennon] “Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.” [Thomas Carlyle] “Above all, love each other … Continue reading

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Hilarious Quotes

“Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts. When he was congratulated on the successful stakeout he said, `What stakeout?’” “McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a … Continue reading

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Lost in Translation – Funny Translation Quotes

Ever seen something that was lost in the translation? Check out these funny quotes that weren’t translated quite right.. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux were embarassed to find lackluster sales when they used the following slogan in an advertising campaign in … Continue reading

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